<p>Ask yourself: is there a harder character on British television than Phil Mitchell off of <i>Eastenders</i>? No, there is not. That man has more pleather jackets than all members of Catfish and the Bottlemen combined. He has gotten into more fights than Azealia Banks on Twitter. He <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hvYVqqZuzs" target="_blank">punched out his own son</a>, pulled a gun on his brother, and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRVGLo8OuZc" target="_blank">shot the shit out of the inside of a car causing it to crash into the Thames</a>, for fuck's sake. <span>H</span><span>e is the real life </span><span>Wolf of Wall Street, if </span><span>you replaced the financial district with a </span><span>terraced block.</span></p><p>I would ask you to picture all of that while you are watching actor Steve McFadden, who plays Phil Mitchell, reciting the words to <span>the </span><span>Sean Paul-assisted SIA</span><span> hit "Cheap</span><span> Thrills" on a radio show. Behold, as he delivers such lines as "Gotta paint my nails, put my high heels on" in that voice of his that sounds like a loosely chipped road. Wipe the tears from your eyes, as he goes through the motions like your dad having lost a bet at a family function. W</span><span>itness the pain in his eyes as the hosts yell </span><span>"WE</span><span> LOVE</span><span> CHEAP</span><span> PHILLS!" over the top, absolutely ruining his life.</span></p><p>Now try not to hear the song in a cockney accent every time it comes on. I dare you.</p><div style="left: 0px; width: 100%; height: 0px; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;" class="article__embed article__embed--iframe"><iframe src="//cdn.iframe.ly/HROUzl?app=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px; left: 0px; width: 100%; height: 100%; position: absolute;"></iframe></div>
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