You know that mate you have who is not really a mate? You went to school together, but in the five years that have passed, you've grown apart. You like very different things now. But he's not changed, and he wants to hang out. He desperately wants to hang out. All the time.
Now and again, he resorts to making grand plans with a view to ensnaring you. "I've got two tickets for Ellie Goulding at the O2," he's saying over text. "Fancy a pint tonight, mate?" He's resorted to WhatsApp now so he can tell you've read it. "Mate?" Your Google chat pops up while you're at work. It's him. He's just sent you a photo of two pints on a bar somewhere. You look up from your laptop – he's at the window. His faced is pressed against the window and he is pointing at his phone.
We all have that person in our lives, don't we? And it seems Kanye West does too, because in a desperate bid to make Yeezy hang out with him, The Game has offered up $10 million just to make him come skydiving in Dubai.
@KanyeWest & tell him I'm not Mark Zuckerberg but I got $10,000,000 to invest in his ideas if he comes to Dubai & skydives wit us tomorrow
— Black Jesus (@thegame) February 17, 2016
No response yet from Kanye, so here he comes again, with the follow up.
I'll pay for the flight. It's 12 noon in #Dubai you got an hour to accept. Call/my phone or tweet #BlackJesus
— Black Jesus (@thegame) February 17, 2016
Dude! I'll pay for the flight! Dude! The whole thing has been given context by Kanye admitting to $58 million of personal debt on Twitter – a figure we broke down fully with accurate calculations earlier in the week – but whether that plight was enough to persuade him to go on a bro date with The Game in the Persian Gulf, we're unsure. He curiously hasn't tweeted in nearly twenty hours, which, for 2016 Kanye, is semi-suspicious. Anyway, to satiate your wild imaginations, here's an artist's impression of how it might look:
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